The Story Of BashDashCrashSmash

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• Back in January of 2011, I first created the account BashDashCrashSmash. At the time, I was unaware of the age rule and was only 11
• It took be about a month, but I was a well respected user, and was almost made admin.
• In July of 2011, I lost interest in Thomas, and left the wikia for a while
• In September, I returned, and discovered cool new features such as chat and message wall
• I entered the chat, and everyone was glad to see me
• But some people were mad at me for an April fools joke I made earlier, and I was kick banned for a week
• I was furious, so I decided I would fight back. Not a very smart choice
• In November, I was forgiven, but I didn't forgive the,
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• I created false speculation of a train crash at DOWT
• No one believed me, but my next scandal got me in trouble with SIF
• I pretended that Nigel, the forgotten pack character, got his own episode.
• Lots of people fell for it, even Thomasfan
• However, Richie found me out, and Toby soon banned me for 2 weeks. I was still pretty angry, so I created an account (Under the false identity of my brother) and spammed the wikia and got onto the chat
• I was then afterward banned for a month.
• I still had to serve my 2 weeks banned from chat, and when I was back, I was reunited with great friends, plus a fellow named WhiffAndBillyFan
• We became great friends, and often talked in the chat.
• One day, me and Richie were quoting a funny Thomas video, but I quoted it wrong and offended Jamesis5. I was banned until my 13th birthday, which was on April 20th.
• People were accusing me of being WhiffAndBillyFan, due to similar birthdays. It wasn't true
• I created an account named Tomasfanousek, and pretended to be from the Czech Republic.
• People thought after about a month that I was Sid, but I admitted it, spammed the wikia and was blocked for a year
• I returned on a few other accounts, and even got on to WhiffAndBillyFans. I swore and spammed, and got him chatbanned
• He is still serving the time, but will be allowed back into chat on July 6th
• People started to hate me more and more after that. Joseph was no longer my friend
• We reunited as friends again back in May, but things still aren't the same.
• I will return, better than ever, in April of next year